• Music so penetratingly penetrating, you feel penetrated without actually feeling the act of penetration.Pitchfuck
  • I listened. I listened again. Verst’s music stunned me. Like a shotgun blast to the chest. I bled Verst. I cleaned the wound with Scotch. I had thought music was dead. Verst made me realize it was I who was finally alive.Ernest Hemingway
  • I haven’t been as excited for an album release since “The Best of Bread” was remastered for compact disc. “Starship Crash” by Verst will surely redefine aural sex for an entire generation, if not several to come.David Gates
  • Houston: We have a problem. ISS reporting audio transmissions from an unidentified craft.

    Transmissions reportedly “fucking rock.”NASA